Raised as the runt in a litter of wolves, Ryan quickly learned that only the strong survive. After viciously killing 3 of his wolf brethren to assure his own survival, Ryan realized that in order to curb his competitive, dog-eat-dog nature, he needed to be involved in sports. Unfortunately, it was not long after this epiphany that Ryan learned he was a mediocre athlete, so he turned to writing.
No, not one bit of this is remotely true. But having 7 Bio pages saying “So-and-so went to Scranton and likes sports” seemed a little redundant. So to keep things fresh, I’ve made myself a wolf and a sports writer. Enjoy.