Guest picks of the week

By Brendan Nelson

Once I go 10-2, I might come back next week and humblebrag.

DALLAS -1.5 OVER CAROLINA

Jason Garrett gets fired if he loses this game. Something to think about, Jason Garrett.

CLEVELAND +3.5 OVER INDIANAPOLIS

Jesse Pinkman from “Breaking Bad” wouldn’t watch this game with an endless supply of meth.

NEW ORLEANS -2.5 OVER TAMPA BAY

I just don’t like taking Josh Freeman over Drew Brees. Plus, the Saints are off a bye, and you know, that means something.

WASHINGTON +6.5 OVER NEW YORK

Don’t the Giants never cover these games??? What am I missing???

BALTIMORE +6.5 OVER HOUSTON

I like when FOX showed Ray Lewis in street clothes on the sidelines during the meltdown against Dallas, the announcers failed to say a word about what happened. Scott Hanson needs a raise, right now.

ST. LOUIS +5.5 OVER GREEN BAY

Bigger douche: Aaron Rodgers or Justin Verlander?

ARIZONA +6.5 MINNESOTA

I’m pretty sure John Skelton delivered me a pizza from Papa John’s at 2 a.m. this past weekend. Yes, I stole that joke. From RJ in Vegas, NFC dogs are like 34-4 straight up or something. Aren’t the Cardinals kinda good?

TENNESSEE +3.5 OVER BUFFALO

If you haven’t seen this clip, you need to watch.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Buh6lUixvo

NEW ENGLAND -10.5 OVER NEW YORK

I’M NOT TAKING MARK SANCHEZ ON THE ROAD AGAINST BILL BELICHICK OFF A LOSS. I’M NOT TAKING MARK SANCHEZ ON THE ROAD AGAINST BILL BELICHICK OFF A LOSS. I’M NOT TAKING MARK SANCHEZ ON THE ROAD AGAINST BILL BELICHICK OFF A LOSS.

JACKSONVILLE +4.5 OVER OAKLAND

Remember when Carson Palmer was a Pro Bowl quarterback? Or how about, when have the Jaguars nailed a draft pick?

PITTSBURGH -2.5 OVER CINCINNATI

If I had lots and lots of monies, I would bet on the Pittsburgh Steelers in this game. I KINDA like them.

CHICAGO -5.5 OVER DETROIT

How does America react when we watch Jay Cutler hold up the Lombardi trophy while embracing Kristin Cavallari? I think about these things before I go to sleep at night.

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